No kids for YOU!!

So blog world, I have come to the conclusion that I never want to embark into parenthood.

Never ever nuh uh you can't make me.

Hell to the no.

No thank you sir.

No. No. NO.

I hate kids. I hate all kids. Especially ones that can talk and move around.

Yuck.

I don't like them. They are like adults only mini.

I knew I didn't want kids from the beginning. Yep. I came out and thought, that was awful. Put me back in. Wait. Never mind, I'll just hang out out here she looks pissed.

Seriously though. In high school when we all started to have sex I thought wow, this is great. Then a few months later a girlfriend of mine told me she was pregnant. I actually asked her; "With a baby"?
Needless to say, that and watching her stomach stretch to near explodey size convinced me that I never ever wanted to go through that mess. Oh but yum, the messy crap would come later.
So yea, I've known since roughly 15, that I did not want to be a mother.

Then I met and married my husband.

I told him before we were married that I didnt want kids. He was fine with it. Or so I thought.
Fast forward 3 years and it is still a topic that is broached at least once a year.

This year was different. I told him in no uncertain terms, I will never have a kid. Nothing about parenthood is even slightly appealing. Not a single thing. Not the crying, pooping, drooling, talking non stop, money suckingness, attitude. Ugh. I could go on.

I've been successfully not pregnant for 16 years. Here's to 20.